Piece of Gum

Jul 28

raysafro:

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe this is the very last song of the very last MCR show…ever. 

Jul 28

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

Jul 28

bookshop:

teiledesganzen:

ronstormer:

effinglioness:

ninjabrianhasanstd:

mortallyfoolish:

Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model

Same.

Elle Woods 4ever

I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”

Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon. 

And don’t forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called “feminine things” that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.

The movie also passes the Bechdel test.

LET’S NOT FORGET that even though it starts with a situation where two girls are rivals for the same guy, they BOTH choose to ignore the social codes (and hollywood bylaws) that tell them they should be cat-fighting and trying to one-up each other, and instead they realize that they make good working partners and better friends and screw rivalry, AND ALSO HAVE EACH OTHER’S BACKS RE: WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT. And that it portrays sororities as places where women can learn to work together and respect each other and help each other out, which sets the stage for the way Elle treats everyone she meets for the rest of the movie. OH AND IT HAS A FAT SIDE CHARACTER WHO OVERCOMES EMOTIONAL ABUSE, IS NEVER FAT-SHAMED OR USED AS THE BRUNT OF A FAT JOKE, AND LANDS THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE ENTIRE FILM. 

Jul 28

sarahlouie29:

bewwbs:

thislifeintransit:

Cant wait for the wagon. I want to take a month and just fucking drive.

Fuckkkkkkkkkkk

What a dream!

Jul 28

tyrabankruptcy:

yogaboi:

k-popvevo:

That one time Tom Daley worked as a male escort…

That “one time”? please we all know his boyfriend pays him an allowance

Omg

Jul 28

joshpeck:

yourpoopbutt:

joshpeck:

here are 6 selfies w/ me lookin nice

WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?

mozzarella sticks and regret

Jul 28

221cbakerstreet:

ilovegiraffestheyarecool:

I will never understand cats

CATS ARE FUNNY

Jul 28

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

Jul 28

How to Seduce Each Zodiac Sign →

howistoleyourman:

ewekneecorn:

sixssense:

garyhiggins:

This is … True !

The one for libra is exact

aries so fucking right like omfgggggg

Jul 28
Jul 28

Anonymous said: 2,6,8 (bands),9,10,12,16

2.  Favourite song right now
Tbh its “A little less 16 candles a little more touch me” by FOB ive been listening to that all summer

6. favorite band
ATM it is TOP but it changes every other week lol

8. top 5 (bands)
Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Twenty-One Pilots

9. tattoos i want
OHHHHH MANNNN I want so many tattoos when I am in college! I’m going to get roses on my shoulder, a heart on my ankle, a butterfly on the back of my neck, and I’ve got a looooooong list of song quotes that i want all over my body :D

10. biggest turn on(s)
OH MY GOSH whEN sOmEBOdY LOOKS AT ME WHILE BITING THEIR LIPS I WANT TO LICK THEIR FACE OFF and when people just act cute like yES PLEASE

12. ideas of a perfect date
I have only ever been on two dates before but I SOOOOOO TOTALLY want to have a sleepover date where me and the person build a fort and we watch movies together and cuddle while there are fans on so we can cuddle more cuz its super cold. AND WE CAN KISS EACH OTHER ON THE FACE IT WOULD BE SO CUTE and we could play with gLoWSTiCks aNd bUBBLES AWWWWWW ;_; IF ONLY I HAD SOMEBODY THAT WAS WILLING TO DO THAT WITH ME ;’( I am such a loner sorry

16. favorite movie
My fav movie rn is How to Train Your Dragon 2 it was so good and i cried XD :( Is it sad I still cry when I watch Disney movies? XD :P

Thanks super much anon! I had fun answering these :D

Jul 28

ndyhurley said: IM CRYING IM SO HAPPY FOR DWIGHT HE WANTED THIS POSITION FOR TEN YEARS ANJDLFKEBDNCLCKDKDLXLSKMSMc

I KNOW RIGHT GOD BLESS HIS SOUL

Jul 28

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

Jul 28

hesitantfallout:

If you fucking shit on Mikey I hope that you are doomed to walking barefoot through legos for the rest of your life

Jul 28
patrickangelstump:

ahomeboysreallife:

joe ur doing it wrong

Andy however has got it spot on

patrickangelstump:

ahomeboysreallife:

joe ur doing it wrong

Andy however has got it spot on